everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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