so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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