it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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