Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Ketchup is God's man juice
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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