Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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