ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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