She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm like, not good at living.
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