You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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