Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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