She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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