Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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