no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
