who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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