Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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