should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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