I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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