just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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