We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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