Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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