I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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