Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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