8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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