Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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