we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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