sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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