If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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