my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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