I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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