My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
