Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The feeling are messing with the penis
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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