She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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