I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
