i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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