sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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