Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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