we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
how drunk are you?
Several
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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