we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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