Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's blow job season.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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