No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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