I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
ok first of all what the fuck
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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