How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just forgot I was standing up.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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