would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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