then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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