Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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