My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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