The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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