She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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