Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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