I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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