In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
