i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it was like eating out sand paper
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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