Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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