I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
