Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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