If i come over, it means nothing
This girl is more easily done than said...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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